morpheusyk,the simplexity

我是個膽小的人，不敢一個人看鬼片，但是無意間看到這部片子，真是從頭笑到尾，跟一般的僵屍片比起來，這部片子真是有夠無釐頭的好笑。

之前好萊塢一些很受歡迎的恐部片題材，就是找僵屍來串場，從活死人之夜（Night of the Living Dead），芝加哥打鬼（Return of the Living Dead）、活人生吃（舊版的）等，這些僵屍通常都是受到一些外力，芝加哥打鬼是化學氣體外洩導致墓地裡的屍體都復活，可怕的到不是這些行動緩慢的怪物，而是一堆怪物像潮水四面八方湧來時，稍微一不小心，就會被這群怪物分而食之，或者變成他們的同類。

早期僵屍片的共同特色就是行動緩慢、面無表情，只要找到訣竅（把頭打斷），很容易就可以打死，也一定會安排主角的好友、親人等被咬，然後在要變成僵屍的時候，演出一場「情與義、值千金」，在友情與生死之間做抉擇。在這段行動緩慢的前僵屍片中，個人覺得最KUSO的應該是Peter Jackson血漿灑不用錢的新空房禁地（Brian Dead）了吧，用除草機殺僵屍簡直就是KUSO到了極點，當看血漿看到麻痺的時候，就突然的會有一種很好笑的幽默出現。

一直到了2002年的惡靈古堡(RESIDENT EVIL），28天毀滅倒數（28 Days Later）到重拍的活人生吃（Dawn of the Dead）僵屍們似乎進化了，行動迅速，好像具有思考能力（？），主角們必須更明快的「殺」出一條血路，才可以確保自己的生路。

昨天在HBO看到了一個走緩慢路線的英國僵屍喜劇活人甡吃（Shaun of the Dead），男主角Shaun年過三十，當個公司的小小主管，跟繼父的相處關係也不是很好，整天漫不經心（我承認我上班搭公車的時候跟他一樣的表情...木訥），搞垮了自己的慶生會，連女友都因為他的散漫跟毫無主見而跟他分手。有天突然一覺醒來發現周遭的人都變成了僵屍，這個時候危機感襲來，想要救自己的母親、前女友等...然後就來了一場搶救大作戰，其中有些橋段真是好笑到了極點。用黑膠唱片丟僵屍的頭、裝僵屍逛大街、永遠搞不清楚狀況的拖油瓶朋友Ed、完全COPY自dawn of the living dead的新聞報導....

（本片最爆笑的一幕..）

最後15分鐘.......只看到斗六死了，土豆很傷心...，只好找時間再看了....

有趣的對白

丟黑膠唱片
Ed: Purple Rain?
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o' the Times?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.

殺PHILIP計畫 PART I
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Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.

Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.

殺PHILIP計畫 PART II
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Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?

殺PHILIP計畫 PART III
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Shaun: Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!