morpheusyk,the simplexity

過去一個禮拜以來看了一些片子，本來只想偷懶寫上一些簡短的心得，把幾部片子湊成一篇就好，不過遇到Juno這樣的片子，很難就短短幾句話交代過去，只好變成不長不短的爆走文。

Juno是早在半年前就應該要看的片子，結果原來的片子借了別人到現在還沒看到影子回來，我想大概會跟前年買的頭文字D一樣不知道被丟到哪裡去了吧，所以乾脆自己又買了一片回來看。

《鴻孕當頭》故事很簡單，純粹講一個16歲高中女生未婚懷孕的故事。導演Jason Reitman上一部電影是《銘謝吸煙》(Thanks for smoking)也是一部很正的電影（也是前不久才看過），不過比起銘謝吸煙略帶批判的調性，Juno則是不灑狗血，也沒有去直接探討未成年懷孕對女孩的傷害，讓這個世界許多違反傳統觀點的衝突，也可以更圓融的態度解決。

另外，Juno真是一個幸運的女孩，在整整十個月懷孕過程，沒有人去質疑她是對或錯，所有的人都用包容的態度來面對這件事情，尤其是一對睿智的父母，到底有幾對父母可以冷靜又理智面對這樣的未成年女兒懷孕的事，也沒有半個同學跳出來用負面的角度來對待Juno，Juno在生下小孩之後，還可以回到她原來的生活、參加樂團、跟男友談戀愛，彷彿這整個懷孕的過程只是來讓戲中人發現彼此真正的夢想，也讓所有的人都瞬間長大了。

除了這些特點以外，光是Juno中的幽默對白跟音樂就夠讓人值回票價，尤其是最後跟老爸間那一段探討forerver relationship的對話。

Juno說：「I just need to know if it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever, or at least for a few years. 」

DAD：「It's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.

In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. 」

簡單一句話就是：「找到那個可以愛你原來的樣子的那個人！」跟Bridge Jones那一句：「I like you just the way you are.」有著同樣的效果。

對了，當Juno羊水破掉，全家大小準備出動到醫院時，Juno突然喊了一句，"THUNDERCATS ARE GO！" 真是超神來一筆的。

最後來一段Juno跟Michael的合唱的Anyone else but you.

You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du

Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
But you

當然我也希望「You are my part time lover,and my full time friend」那樣的感情生活。所以另一半的選擇也會希望是彼此最好的朋友，只不過，現在的愛情彷彿是在打電動，一關關、一個個的條件都符合之後，才可以進行下一步，沒辦法用跳關的方式直接挑戰大魔王，總之，邊際檢定就算都過了，總檢定都沒過也沒有用，只是在錯誤的時間遇到對的人而已。